Alice
A young Alice
A more recent Alice
Peek-a-boo!
Hello, mommy!
Alice relaxing...
...after a hard day of flying
The Beast in her lair
Keeping an eye on the neighbors
On the table
High above the kitchen
Smiling for tha camera?
In Daddy's chair
Not a natural pose, but a cute one
A natural pose, but damned if we know how she did it
Mommy's butt makes a good pillow
Gift from Grandpa... sort of
The Beast in her New lair...
...which took some getting used to
At last, something cute on the news(paper)!
Aarrrr, matey! (Parrots be expensive.)
Me wantee orange!
I want it but she won't give it to me!
I'll just clean off her plate instead
Alice often perches on Chris...
...although any warm body will do in a pinch -- like Uncle Jeff
"Rub my belly, bitch!"
Alice is hooked
"Just like ripping out guts!"
Queen of the Tower
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Someone took the red pill
Alice struggles to stay cool in the heat by letting her mouth hang open
HEAT! DO NOT WANT!
Alice is chargin' her lasers
Q'i
Helping Mommy build a bookcase
What?
On the bed
On the floor
On the beanbag (active, isn't he?)
Q'i and his tail
Peek-a-boo!
Yes, that is a standard 32-gallon barrel
Can we recycle cats?
I'm ready for my close-up...
Q'i hates the remote caddy...
...but loves the air vent on a hot day
Lap cat
Kitty porn!
King of vacant expressions
This was a popular box
You know... I'm not quite sure what he's doing here
Stop and smell the roses... sort of
That sinking feeling
How do you play this thing?
Your standard "fridge pack" box; your non-standard cat
Um... little help?
This furniture would be more comfortable if it didn't move so much
Part cat, part mole
Caught a catfish!
Waiting for his turn on the tower
Finally, Q'i gets some time up top
"Your father was a hamster and your mother... Mmm, hamsters..."
Guarding daddy's MTG bag
THE POWER OF THE KITTY COMPELLS YOU!
Q'i gives his best Ryuk impression with Jacob's home-made Death Note
Continuing with the impressions, this time imitating Gene Simmons (Really he's panting from the heat.)
"Beer before liquor, never sicker"
Happiness is a warm gun
Twin demons
Mommy's helpers
Did you need these?
Enough with the camera, already
Coooouuuuuch...
...sleeeeeeeep.
Art critics
Taking up the entire card table
Two cats, one chair
Again with the table-hogging
Cuddling on the couch
One lap, no waiting
One pair of legs, one pair of cats
Our Daddy!
Believe it or not, this actually looks worse now
Hey... these aren't real!
Are the strangers gone yet?
To celebrate PetSmart's opening, we finally bought them that tower we've been promising them
Mesmerized by mommy's flossing