Teen Years

At 11
I thought a Trojan
Is a man that hides
Inside a wooden horse

At 13
I was fascinated
About a Wallachian prince
Named Vlad Tepes

At 15
I started stepping out
I would wear my white do-bak
And a thick colored belt with stripes on one end

AT 17
I used the Internet
To learn the effectiveness
Of sex as a weapon

At 19
I gave some old toys away
And discovered that
Barbie never had Ken to fight her battles

At 21
I have the yin to my yang
And we talk about
Lost Worlds strategy and BattleBots